Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The X-Crement Files

SHANE: have you ever looked around when its a crowded street
and think of all the poop people are carrying around inside them?

...bags of shit with legs


and I then I think if there was some alien laser beam that would pull everyone up, but only leave the feces inside them behind... what that experience would be like and how it would effect my eating habits.


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JESS: Why on earth would the aliens want the people without the shit?! The aliens must be advanced enough to be able to use it as fuel or some sort of energy-creating material. Surely, the poop presents a greater use than the insignificant humans keeping it contained. Perhaps they need the humans for food, sustenance. I'd rather see them pull all the innards out, eat them up, and leave piles of human costumes all over the sidewalk. Those left standing could wear what's been left behind and finally look the way they always wished they could.

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