Don't Dip Your Cross in the Company Altar Boy

JESS: "Just out of curiosity. do you think Catholic priests molest little boys because deep down they are really gay pedophiles? Or is it because they can't get a boy pregnant and thereby decreases their chance of being caught?"

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SHANE:
Even god gets a lil horny every now and then. The power of christ compels you.
The passion of the passion fruit of the passion staff of the christ of the...the.....of..