JESS: I tried to reason with my friend today that if people are allowed to believe in Jesus, I should be able to believe in Mother Nature. Maybe I believe that through worshiping her, I will be rewarded in the end. In a post-apocalyptic society where humans aren't fighting over oil or goods, but water and air (you know, things we actually NEED to survive), I will get generous rations to last me the rest of my years. Christians can keep their God with the wrath and the vengeance. He seems like a crochity old man. I just imagine Mother Nature dancing barefoot in a field of wildflowers. Now, that's who I want to party with.
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SHANE:
Vegetarians find your god to be delicious...So do meatweaving carnivores...
Christianity is only delicious on Easter, everyone loves a chocolate Jesus on the cross. I like to start at the head and make him dance around as headless-jeezo.
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